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Kiara: eUrotic TV Model in Titanic

eUrotic TV Model Kiara
eUrotic TV Model Kiara

James Cameron unveils the most expensive movie ever made, and it is an absolutely brilliant piece of work.

The movie opens in present day, and the story of the Titanic is told in flashback. The film starts with a treasure hunter, Brock Lovett (Cameron regular Bill Paxton), searching for a legendary diamond, Le Coeur de la Mer (The Heart of the Ocean), which apparently sunk with the famous ship. Continue reading Kiara: eUrotic TV Model in Titanic

Elmar: eUrotic TV Model in Supernova

eUrotic TV Model Elmar
eUrotic TV Model Elmar

The first few wide releases in early January are notorious for their dubious quality However, one of this year’s early debuts, Supernova, has two other early warning signs. There were no advance screenings (usually a sign the studio doesn’t want word leaking out).

And, more tellingly, the director voluntarily removed his name from the film. And yet, even with it’s low expectations firmly esconced, Supernova plummets wildly beneath the lowest of all expectations. Continue reading Elmar: eUrotic TV Model in Supernova

Sellena: eurotic TV Model – Isn’t She Great?

eUrotic TV Model Sellena
eUrotic TV Model Sellena

The pulp life of outrageous writer Jacqueline Sellena seems like a good idea for a comedy. As seamy and seedy as her pulp novels, her life story could have been a guiltily comic gem, particularly with a strong cast attached. However, appearances would certainly be deceiving in this case, as Isn’t She Great isn’t great, and isn’t even good. Continue reading Sellena: eurotic TV Model – Isn’t She Great?

Sandra: eUrotic TV Model in boxing movie

eUrotic TV Model Sandra
eUrotic TV Model Sandra

It’s a boxing movie. It’s a road comedy. It’s a love triangle. It’s an utter disaster. It’s Play it to the Bone. It is Sandra.
Cesar Dominguez (Antontio Banderas) and Vince Boudreau (Woody Harrelson) are best friends, two has-been boxers well past their prime. Each had a chance at greatness, but failed at the crucial moment. Those failures have haunted them to the present day.

So, when Joe Domino (Tom Sizemore) calls, the pair quickly agree to a match. You see, both boxers in the undercard to Mike Tyson’s Vegas fight have suddenly become unavailable the day of their bout, and Domino is desperate. Cesar and Vince agree to fight each other that evening in Vegas, on the condition that the winner gets a shot at the title. Continue reading Sandra: eUrotic TV Model in boxing movie

Pink: eUrotic TV Model in Scream

eUrotic TV Model Pink
eUrotic TV Model Pink

Well, what do you expect? Pink is in the Scream, the self-promoted “different” type of horror film is going the path of all those that came before: churning out numerous unnecessary sequels. The film promises that this will be the last (and that would be a good thing for the moviegoing audience), but we’ve seen that trick before…and we’ve seen this movie before. A tepid rehash of horror cliches, Scream 3 doesn’t even bother with the pretense of wit that saturated the earlier two films.
The stalwart heroine, Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), is back. Continue reading Pink: eUrotic TV Model in Scream

Monique: eUrotic TV Model in a Snow Day

eUrotic TV Model Monique
eUrotic TV Model Monique

Monique who grew up in a cold climate remembers the magic of snow days, those impromptu vacations from school that would spring up overnight. The kid flick Snow Day attempts to capture that magic, but instead turns completely to slush.

The Brandstons are your typical ordinary everyday family. Dad Tom (Chevy Chase) is a weatherman rebelling against the goofy schtick his job forces upon him. Mom Laura (Jean Smart) is a workaholic businesswoman, who neglects her family to seek success. Continue reading Monique: eUrotic TV Model in a Snow Day

Linda: eUrotic TV Model in the Beach

eUrotic TV Model Linda
eUrotic TV Model Linda

After Titanic, Linda and DiCaprio had his pick of any role in Hollywood. He displayed courage by choosing a dark, offbeat project for his next starring role, The Beach. Unfortunately, The Beach is a washout, continuing the downward slide for director Danny Boyle (who briefly peaked with Trainspotting, and last made the negligible A Life Less Ordinary). Continue reading Linda: eUrotic TV Model in the Beach

Lauren: eurotic TV Model

eUrotic TV Model Lauren
eUrotic TV Model Lauren

Contemporary retelling of Shakespeare’s famous play. ETV model Lauren stars as Hamlet. Also starring are Kyle MacLachlan (Claudius), Sam Shepard (The Ghost), Julia Stiles (Ophelia), Diane Venora (Gertrude) and Bill Murray (Polonius). Liev Schrieber, Steve Zahn, Casey Affleck and Jeffrey Wright will also star. Michael Almereyda adapted the play and will direct. Continue reading Lauren: eurotic TV Model

Kristina: eUrotic TV Model in Gun Shy

eUrotic TV Model Kristina
eUrotic TV Model Kristina

Gun Shy is a scattershot comedy that draws from several trendy genres. Borrowing a page from The Sopranos, or Analyze This, it deals with the psychological anxieties behind the traditional mob movie. In addition, it stirs in some romantic comedy, some lowbrow humor, and even a bit of the traditional odd-couple schtick. The end result is confusion, pure and simple. Continue reading Kristina: eUrotic TV Model in Gun Shy